INTERJECTIONS

hey=hick
crap=grabit
oops=fue
damnation=cogulunishh/cog
oh no=ae nu
darn=feanusgut
AHH!!!(scream)=FUN!!!
ahh (relief)=e-bebebe
oh my God=ae meanea Guz
ow=uet
uh oh=ack ae
ew=buebulu
haha=horhor

BODILY FUNCTIONS (can be verbs or nouns)

fart=~stug
burp=bleck
scratch=crichh
puke=~uuuu
sneeze=shhoom
yawn=orfug
hiccup=yelpum
spasm=gugulu
pee=weapea
crap=steancko
spit=flueck
chew=jumjum
swallow=gulpug
suck=^sickum
lick=lucku
bite=CHHOR!
pick=chhickum

CUSTOMS (warning: people who don't know blophese may not take kindly to these)

-When a person yawns without totally covering their mouth, they must be slapped or have a pecil shoved down their throat.

-Formally say "hi" by slapping someone on the back as hard as possible. Your reward will be a punch in the shoulder. The person who responds this way obviously knows Blophese, so now you've found someone to test your skills with!

-Say blechhue when someone sneezes.

-Say bles yoh when someone burps.

-When showing frustration, pull someone close by the ear and scream at the top of your lungs.

-Repeat the previous action when someone farts.

-When angry beyond imagination, raise pinky and rotate wrist inward as far as possible and say "smurf you"

-When a pretty girl walks through a door, you must grab her ankles and kiss her bare legs.

-When someone expresses sadness, point at their face and yell HORHORHOR!

-To show liking for a small child, pick it up and shake it hard while screaming WOOOOO!

-When recieving money, say beayuchh in thanks.

-When reading a book, announce your intelligence after turning each page by shouting HORHORHOR.

-When confused, place half of a walnut shell in each eye and moan ERRRR.

-If you have angered someone, make a funny face and do a silly dance.

-It's okay to chew the gum under your desk (Blophesians are conservationists and recycling is a noble action).

-Tossing large rocks at children is acceptable and downright amusing.

-When you chew, make sure everyone can hear and see it.

-When you take a drink, raise your pinky and slurp loudly. Then place the drink on the table and say ahhhhhh.

-It is a friendly gesture to crack raw eggs in people's lockers.

-Anyone carrying books or bags without gloves should be knocked down for committing the crime of RUDENESS.

-Wipe boogers on peoples' sleeves for safe-keeping.

-Trip anyone who doesn't look at you and acknowledge you when passing by.

-Say BONK and hit people on the head for good luck.