oh no=ae nu
oh my God=ae meanea Guz
uh oh=ack ae
BODILY FUNCTIONS (can be verbs or nouns)
CUSTOMS (warning: people who don't know blophese may not take kindly to these)
-When a person yawns without totally covering their mouth, they must be slapped or have a pecil shoved down their throat.
-Formally say "hi" by slapping someone on the back as hard as possible. Your reward will be a punch in the shoulder. The person who responds this way obviously knows Blophese, so now you've found someone to test your skills with!
-Say blechhue when someone sneezes.
-Say bles yoh when someone burps.
-When showing frustration, pull someone close by the ear and scream at the top of your lungs.
-Repeat the previous action when someone farts.
-When angry beyond imagination, raise pinky and rotate wrist inward as far as possible and say "smurf you"
-When a pretty girl walks through a door, you must grab her ankles and kiss her bare legs.
-When someone expresses sadness, point at their face and yell HORHORHOR!
-To show liking for a small child, pick it up and shake it hard while screaming WOOOOO!
-When recieving money, say beayuchh in thanks.
-When reading a book, announce your intelligence after turning each page by shouting HORHORHOR.
-When confused, place half of a walnut shell in each eye and moan ERRRR.
-If you have angered someone, make a funny face and do a silly dance.
-It's okay to chew the gum under your desk (Blophesians are conservationists and recycling is a noble action).
-Tossing large rocks at children is acceptable and downright amusing.
-When you chew, make sure everyone can hear and see it.
-When you take a drink, raise your pinky and slurp loudly. Then place the drink on the table and say ahhhhhh.
-It is a friendly gesture to crack raw eggs in people's lockers.
-Anyone carrying books or bags without gloves should be knocked down for committing the crime of RUDENESS.
-Wipe boogers on peoples' sleeves for safe-keeping.
-Trip anyone who doesn't look at you and acknowledge you when passing by.
-Say BONK and hit people on the head for good luck.