It was just another paranoid day for Hoppo,
except for the fact that he had awakened that morning
and forgotten his main priority for that day!
Hoppo, always thinking that a sneeze meant
he had the Ebola Virus or the phone ringing meant
his house was possessed by Satan, realized
that the only possible reason for his absent-
mindedness was that he had been brainwashed the night before.
“Not knowing” where he was, of course,
he stumbled about his unfamiliar surroundings and
frequently ran into the walls. He couldn’t open the front door,
since he had been brainwashed, yet somehow
still knew how to work a chainsaw
when he cut it from the hinges and chopped it into tiny giblets...
As he stepped outside he looked around,
amazed at all these new things, although commenting that the burning,
round orange ball looked a bit familiar...
He ran around his house screaming with triumph,
for matter really did exist! At that moment,
a government communications satellite that
somehow must ’ve climbed onto his roof fell and
placed itself with a deafening impact onto his skull.
‘ This must be pain’, he thought.
Now he remembered! He was supposed to try and
remove that satellite from his roof sometime that day!
Perhaps he wasn’t even brainwashed at all...
No matter. He was now luckily being rushed
to a nearby hospital in an EMS truck, thanks
to someone walking by and seeing him with a large mass of
metal upon his head. Or perhaps something more reasonable...
 
 

SUCH AS BEING ABDUCTED BY ALIENS!!!

To be continued…