Welcome to the Ferrtlish page, it has all of the information about the Ferrtlish culture, government, and language. The Ferrtlish Empire was founded on March 14, 2000 by Fred, who then elected King Foofloo, as an appologie for devouring his tail by accident. Ferrtlish (n.) is the name of the language of the Ferrtlish Empire, any one of the Ferrtlish race is known as a Ferret-with-really-small-glasses-and-toga (n.) .

The six laws to prevent mass hysteria The Ferrtlish alphabet, teep.

King Foofloo
King Foofloo portrait by Chomo,
keep in mind that they don't have apposable
thumbs nor vast intelligence.