---- The GO TO BED Channel, Monday, July 15 22:13:10 2002 ----

Jordan entered the room.
Spence entered the room.
Jordan: I LIKE TO MAKE POOP-POOPS!
Spence: Right. Invite the other two.
Jordan: ok, I CALL THE RETARDS TO THE STAND
Jordan: ...luke wont come
Kyle entered the room.
Jordan: hiiiii kyle
Kyle: uh hi
Spence: Luke's a poopie.
Jordan: we came here to discuss the infamous phrase "go to bed"
Kyle: oh ok
Jordan: now, kyle, was it you or luke who first invented this phrase?
Kyle: i dont know
Jordan: YES OR NO ANSWERS ONLY
Spence: What's to know, did you see him type it and then start doing it yourself or did he?
Kyle: um... i think it was shanikwa
Spence: Who?
Kyle: that one black girl
Jordan: right.....
Kyle left the room.
Jordan: i say give him the chair
Luke entered the room.
Jordan: LUKEY!
Luke left the room.
Jordan: aw
Spence: How do you feel about the recent Shanikwa rumors, Luke?
Jordan: he isnt here.
Spence: Like hell he isn't.
Jordan: he isnt, he left
Spence: Exactly.
Jordan: make kyle come back and shutup about shabawis
Spence: Do you know who she is?
Jordan: hes just being a dumbass, he made that name up. WE NEED MARLA, SHE LOVES THIS!
Marla entered the room.
Jordan: marla!
Marla: me?!
Jordan: GUESS WHAT! our friend luke, hes a vampire. and a klingon.
Marla: luke?
Jordan: YES!!!! and you know how he always says "go to bed"?
Marla: um... no
Jordan: oh... WELL HE DOES
Marla: oh! ok. he does then
Jordan: and we think he just steals catch phrases like that because he no speaky the langua
Jordan: hes.......hes osama bin laden, marla
Spence: I'm sorry you had to hear about it this way.
Jordan: yes... we only just discovered it today
Spence: But we felt that you had to know immediately.
Spence: We be rappin' now.
Jordan: we found it to be rediculously
Jordan: but true
Spence: Don't you mean, but truly?
Jordan: of course i do, absolutely
Marla: none of this tom foolery
Jordan: we think lukes been stealing jewelry
Spence: Yes, and chewing gum.
Jordan: his real name is osama bad luken
Jordan: hes been stealin catch phrases and pukin'
Luke entered the room.
Luke: what do you people want?
Jordan: marla, why you being a hater
Jordan: can't you see luke is like darth vader
Luke: marla, don't listen to these idiots, no matter what you do
Spence: Luke, why don't you introduce yourself and admit that you have a problem.
Marla: your name wouldnt happen to be osama bad luken... would it??
Jordan: HA!
Luke: oh God, not you too!
Luke: well, this is going to get confusing, so im out.
Jordan: come on luke, dont you pout
Luke left the room.
Spence: I think Mindy deserves to know this too.
Jordan: but this place will turn into a zoo
Mindy entered the room.
Jordan: i be bustin rhymes
Mindy: heeeeeello
Spence: there is evil among us.
Jordan: go ahead, you tell her
Spence: I just did.
Jordan: mindy remember luke?
Mindy: yes i do
Jordan: well, we found out hes not only a vampire and a klingon... but also bin laden!!!
Jake entered the room.
Jordan: jake, WHOOOOOS OSAMA BIN LADEN?
Jake: "the go to bed channel"?!
Jordan: ANSWER ME DAMNIT
Jake: Luke
Spence: Good answer. You must be reading the newspaper.
Jordan: good jake
Jordan: *TREAT*
Spence: I think everyone should invite Luke, just to let him know that he's wanted enough to come back.
Spence: EVERYBODY INVITE LUKE NOW!!!!!!!! He'll like that.
Jordan: yeah!
Spence: Everybody knows his screen name, right?
Jordan: everyone loves luke, we dont fight
Jake: im out!
Jake left the room.
Spence: Hey look whose warning level is up to five percent.
Spence: Touche, Luke.
Spence: Luke just warned me again.
Jordan: luke loves us
Jordan: did he warn me?
Spence: No. Now I'm up to 10%.
Spence: I'd appreciate it if you warned him.
Spence: Luke: "every time you talk you get another warning, unless i choose otherwise"
Luke entered the room.
Luke left the room.
Marla: that was me! i got him to come for a second!
Jordan: thank you marla
Spence: I think everybody should warn Luke.
Jordan: you would think he'd learn to look for the chat name and stop coming
Spence: Wouldn't that be fun.
Luke entered the room.
Jordan: LUKE
Jordan: the taliban can....
Jordan: mindy!!!!
Mindy: YES
Jordan: hes a vampire
Mindy: no he isnt!!
Jordan: SHHH YES HE IS
Mindy: we have had this discussion before!!
Jordan: spencer, she thinks luke is a werewolf
Luke: should i even partipate in this converstation?
Spence: Yes you should, Luke. Or should I say... LUKA!!!! Or should I say...
Luke: okay
Spence: Osama bad Luken!!!
Luke: we've had this converstation already, so im gonna leave
Jordan: no we havent
Luke left the room.
Marla: why is luke so pissed off?
Spence: Because he has a bad Vapire/Klingon temper. I don't. I'm quite lovable.
Jordan: yeah!...
Marla: you and your elipses jordan
Jordan: we came to talk about lukes evil conspiracy!
Jordan: he doesnt speak english, so he steals catch phrases
Spence: Even bad Luken has to go to bed sometime.
Spence: That's when we make our sneak attack.
Spence: In our dreams.
Jordan: that's why he tells us to "go to bed"; he wants to attack America while we're asleep. he got here with his invisible klingon ships, they move fast. and....
Spence: They're cloaked. But they can't fire weapons when they're cloaked. It takes up to much energy.
Jordan: he wears a non-beard to cover up his osama beard
Jordan: but it doesnt work very well
Spence: There's only one Klingon Bird of Prey, or toQDuj, that can fire phasers when cloaked.
Jordan: luke is just pissed cuz we're ruining his plans to take over. just dont go to bed
Spence: But we're safe now, because he can't go out into the dark.
Jordan: he cant go in the dark, he needs light
Jordan: thats why he wants us to sleep in the day time.
Spence: Oh, OK.
Jordan: so thats the link to being a vampire and a klingon.
Spence: What if he invents the sun-lamp-hat and attacks us in the dark?
Jordan: oh shit.. nah! hes not that smart
Spence: Crap, I just told him not to invent a sun-lamp-hat!
Jordan: NOOOOO!!!!!
Spence: He says "i promise"
Jordan: maybe his hair will catch on fire and he'll put his head in non-vampire water
Spence: Then he'll fall asleap!
Jordan: YES! he'll run out of energy!
Spence: And we can sneak attack him!
Spence: In his dreams!
Jordan: YES!!!
Jordan: my work here is done
Spence: Everybody, remember to dream about attacking Luke!
Spence: I can't take him in his dreams by myself!
Jordan: DON'T TELL HIM YOU'RE SLEEPING
Spence: Crap I just told him I'm gonna go to bed.
Jordan: DUMBASS! ...Just dream it's night time.
Jordan left the room.
Spence: No, we have to invade his dreams! We can't control his dreams, no Jordan!!!
Spence: He doesn't know what he's getting into!
Spence: Night Marla.
Marla: night night
Spence: Remember: kill Luke in his dream!