Jordan's
^Creation

^{Hey,
who are you? What are you doing in my cubicle? I work here. Can I have
some gum?}
^{Do
you mind if I chew on your toenails? I want gum. Do you have any? I like
it. If}
^{you
don't have any, then leave. I work. I work in this cubicle. I want some
gum. Let me work}
^{if
you don't have any. Does it bother you when I gnaw on your clothes like
this?}
^{Num
num num num. Fabricky. No gum? What kind of freak are you?? Ah, well, back
to} ^work
^............
^{I
really wish you had a piece of gum I could use- or borrow- or chew on-}
^{or
even just swallow. * sigh*}
^............
^{Did
you get gum? I'm not doing work in this cubicle until I get gum!}
^{Get
me some %#&)@$ gum!}

*Spence brings a piece of gum*

Thanks mom!
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GULP! Cough, cough ack!

In 7 years time that gum is in big trouble! Ah, well. I guess I better start my work. It
would help if you'd leave.
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^
This is my cubicle. Nothin' great about it. A five by five foot room where I
work for hours. My name is Jordan Strango.
I was the result of Spencer Strango's genetic splicing experiment which combined
the DNA of Spencer himself, Lucas Strango, an annoying business man,
chattery squirrel, and rabid 6-year-old. Out of the machinery popped me, a
chattery man wearing business clothes with an idiotic personality and mind of
a rabid 6-year-old. (Don't get confused now. This all makes perfect sense.)
I wouldn't shutup from the start and soon began to develop a taste for toenails
and gum. Mmmmmmm gum.............Let me ponder the element of
gum for a while...........
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Alrighty.
I learned of the evil Strango ways and soon my Strango instincts began
to drive me into taking over the world. (We're gonna replace the name of
Earth with StrangoPoopNutsBoogerCheeseDancingHallForGigibooOrJustThe-
ShnuckyShnobartDuckMoo.)
I told Spence, 'I must join the Strango quest in taking over the world!
AHAHAHABAHA!!!'
He replied 'Okay. But you're the stupidest so you need to start small and
work you way up. So he forced me to work in a tiny little cubicle 'like a real
man' and do nothing but type on this crappy computer!!!
(I'm not really dumb. I just wanna be.)
Neverthelesspoo, here I am. Where I don't wanna be...